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第822章:关键是你丑(3 / 4)

走吗?第二,你从我裆下钻过去还差不多,还我钻!”叶枫无语道。

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“还有!”叶枫一摆手:“你长得那么丑,我怎么可能和你打架,爱因斯坦的相对论你有没有听说过?一个长得帅的,和一个长得丑的,是相对的。就拿你身边这位小弟来说,虽然他长得像猩猩,但是他如果和你站在一起,无疑他就是一个高大英俊的帅哥!”

“等下,小哥儿,为什么啊?那人不是长得像猩猩吗?”大豆问道。

“因为,他长得像头猪啊!你看,猩猩和猪站在一起,是不是猩猩帅上很多?”叶枫笑道。

噗嗤——

三层中,有不少人忍不住笑了出来。

不许笑!你们都不许笑!那青年的脸一片铁青的吼道。

还有,我和你说,关键是你已经长得那么丑了,我要还和你动手,把你打的更丑,你还活不活了?我不是那样的人!我很善良的!叶枫一本正经道。

啊啊啊!小青年都快被叶枫逼疯了,他一手指着叶枫,一手向着窗外丢出了一枚信号弹:“小子,你完蛋了!”

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